Posted 6 days ago

snafutype:

I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)

Posted 6 days ago

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Posted 6 days ago

ampullae:

Did you know Barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio of any animal? It’s true! Due to their sedentary lifestyle, such a large dong is required for sexual reproduction for these hermaphroditic arthropods.

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Above is a visual representation of the mating process.

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This barnacle is horny as fuck!

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Pictured here is Gordon Freeman choking on a dick.

Posted 6 days ago

Is this where you start moralizing, Booker?

(Source: thefalseshepherd)

Posted 6 days ago

incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

Posted 6 days ago

lacigreen:

highvelocitywatermelons:

oh mY GOD

NO IT ISNT ABORT MISSIO;NA”SDJFGJLSKF;;JDD

Posted 6 days ago

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

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my hand slipped

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

Posted 6 days ago

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

sibyllinesketchblog:

I edited my 60’s Adventure Time girls ! Look, Marceline is playing the bass ! And I thought LSP would be perfect as the lead singer of the band 

I can’t believe my first post hit 32.000 notes, that’s crazyyy ! Thanks everyone ! 

Posted 6 days ago
princess-of-heart-kairi:

mentalbravery:

Howl, that’s enough bread now.Howl no I said stop! CHRIST HOW LONG IS THAT LOAF 

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princess-of-heart-kairi:

mentalbravery:

Howl, that’s enough bread now.
Howl no I said stop!
CHRIST HOW LONG IS THAT LOAF 

And a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, …

Posted 6 days ago

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Posted 6 days ago

whisperingf0rests:

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

Posted 6 days ago

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

Posted 6 days ago